Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

Instant Approval Guaranteed!

1. Put your fake Indian Name here: ________________________________

2. How did you get it? ( Circle all that apply)

A. Name Generator.
B. Made up yourself.
C. My shaman gave it to me.
D. Picked up history book. (Which one)
E. Dances with Wolves.

3. What' s your alleged tribal identity?

A. Lakota
B. Cherokee
C. Hollywood
D. Other

4. Are you related to any famous Indians?

A. Yes
B. we are all related

5. Do you know the meaning of the phrase "respect for indigenous traditions"?

A. No

6. In your past life, you were:

A. Crazy Horse
B. Seattle
C. Forrest Cater Little Tree ( Highly Likely)

7. Are you a descendent of a famous or prolific marriage of Tecumseh to a Cherokee princess?
A. Yes

8. Did you study Indian culture under the guidance of the following organizations

A. Y- Indians
B. OA
C. Hire Indians ( Hobbyists, Indeannists, Re enactors, Etc)

9. Are you able to perform the One Grand Frog skin Sacrifice Ceremony?

A. Yes
B. No (DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER. Throw this paper in the trash can.)

10. The majority of your Indian trappings are made in.

A. China
B. Thailand
C. Vietnam
D. India (THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED INDIAN)

11. Why do you think you have a right to Native American traditions?

A. I am 1/845724th Cherokee
B. We are all related!!!!
C. I was born in America, I am native American
D. Everyone is entitled to Native American spirituality ( but i will kill you if you touch the graphics on my web site).

MAIL YOUR COMPLETED APPLICATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:

Wuthafuckawee Reservation
Wannabe Tribal Central Office
One Colonialism Office
Boone Docks, Ohiowa, 66666

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